Although science says the odds are less than nil
I am sure I see them 'round me all the time
Oh, these Fixies will
Oh, these Fixies will
Oh, these Fixies will just make me lose my mind
Oh, the Fixies are simply the best
Anywhere they can help, they will come
From the north and south, the east and the west
Tum-ta-dum, tum-ta-dum, tum-ta-dum
Ships sail on the sea, planes fly in the air
Clocks keep ticking on and on without a fuss
All our things work well and do not need repair
All because those little Fixies live with us
Oh, the Fixies are simply the best
Anywhere they can help, they will come
From the north and south, the east and the west
Tum-ta-dum, tum-ta-dum, tum-ta-dum
They keep telling me that it's a fairy tale
They keep saying that the Fixies are a lie
But I will never stop
No, I will never fail
To keep believing they're as real as you and I
Oh, the Fixies are simply the best
Anywhere they can help, they will come
From the north and south, the east and the west
Tum-ta-dum, tum-ta-dum, tum-ta-dum
Take a look inside of any old device
Are you telling me you cannot hear that sound?
There are Fixies there
And they are very nice
They are inside and all around
They are inside (They are inside)
And all around (And all around)
They are inside (They are inside)
And all around (And all around)
They are inside (They are inside)
And all around (And all around)
They are inside (They are inside)
And all around (And all around)
They are inside (They are inside)
And all around