The Madness Of King Scar

Zazu, why am I not loved?

I am that rare and awesome thing

I'm every inch a king

Yet I feel a twinge of doubt

As I go walk about

Hey, boss!

When my name is whispered through the pride

Is this talk of love or regicide?

Reggie who?

Tell me I'm adored

Please tell me I'm adored

Hey, boss!

Oh, what is it?

We got a bone to pick with you

There's no food, no water--

Yeah. It's dinnertime, and there ain't no

stinkin' entrées!

Oh, you and your petty complaints. You don't know what real hunger is.

Day after day it gnaws at the very core of my being

I had that once. It was worms

No, no, no... it's like an itch... deep, persistent, profound...

That's it-- worms! When they get really bad all you gotta do is... hunker

down and scoot

Thanks for the tip. Ingrates! If it weren't for me you'd be beating off

buzzards for your next bite!

Yeah, you're our savior, thanks a bunch

But how about some lunch?

It doesn't matter if it's fresh

I need a fix of flesh

My bones have moved to where they've never been

They are on the outside looking in

Are you blaming me?

Oh no, it's the lionesses

You are so adored

Oh, you are so adored

That's more like it

But what I'd give for one more hit

Of wildebeest kielbasa

Or maybe hornbill on the spit...

Oh, how I miss Mufasa

Mufasa?! Mufasa?! How dare you! I told you never to mention that name!

Note taken. I shall never mention "M-m-m" again

Even in death, his shadow looms over me

There he is!

No! There he is!

And there!

Calm yourself, Sire, or you'll get another one of your splitting

headaches!

I am perfectly fine!

I'm better than Mufasa was

I'm revered

I am reviled