Deja Vu (But Worse)

You ever get the feeling you've been somewhere before?

You look up and it's exactly the flipping same!

We're the richest country, but if you're living in a shed

When does the economy trickle down

Through the corrugated roof above your head?

He's the only president other than Herbert Hoover

Who lost more jobs than he had when he began

What we had to do is try to put things back together again

For all Americans

The jobs went down and then they bounced back

And he's taking credit, you can't do that

We had the greatest economy in the history of our country

He's the worst president in history by far

I didn't have sex with a porn star

Our nation has eight million jobs and clean energy

Can we double it, guys, before the sea levels rise

And I'm roommates with a manatee?

I want immaculate clean water and I want air that's clean

And we had it, we had H2O, all forms of energy

He's gonna claim it, they had the cleanest water

He hadn't done a damn thing

The only existential threat to humanity is climate change

I think I'm getting déjà vu

Every single thing he said is a lie

Just me and the same two dudes

I've never seen anybody lie like this guy

Have we fallen under a wizard's curse to suffer déjà vu, but worse?

He's such a whiner

This man is a complainer

My frontal lobe hurts, oh

I think I'm getting déjà vu

You have to be quite smart

Who signed off on this reboot?

Having sex with a porn star (who?)

And people are dying all over the place

We are the most admired country, the United States

It's a disgrace

Was it me and you who made this déjà vu?

Remember last election? Things got completely unhinged

How 'bout a normal one this time?

'Cause I think coups are kind of cringe

He encouraged those folks, sat there for three hours

Didn't do a damn thing

Everybody was saying they were gonna be there

I could see what was happening

You could feel it, and you could feel it

That's a lot of people coming

This guy's responsible, he was begged to do something

We've waited long enough, no more dawdling or delays

Let's go out with a zinger, hit me with your best catchphrase

We're here make a failing nation great again

Putin, Kim Jong-Un, they don't respect him

For three and a half years, we're living in hell

You oughta be ashamed of yourself

No president's ever spoken like that

He has the morals of an alley cat

This guy has increased your tax, the economy was flat on its back

I think I'm getting déjà vu

Every single thing he said is a lie

Just me and the same two dudes

I've never seen anybody lie like this guy

Have we fallen under a wizard's curse to suffer déjà vu, but worse?

He's such a whiner

This man is a complainer

My frontal lobe hurts, oh

I think I'm getting déjà vu

You have to be quite smart

Who signed off on this reboot?

Having sex with a porn star (who?)

And people are dying all over the place

We are the most admired country, the United States

It's a disgrace

Was it me and you who made this déjà vu?

And this ain't a good sequel like Paddington 2

It's more like we're watching The Temple of Doom

No, this ain't The Empire Strikes Back

It's the time you tried to reheat your Big Mac

This ain't even Fast and Furious 6

It's more like that Home Alone we got on Netflix

I think Olivia Rodrigo would agree

This is even worse than your ex eatin' strawberry ice cream, no

This ain't The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

This was Shrek: Forever After when it stole two hours of my life

It's not The Dark Knight

It's my high school production of Grease and I'm the only guy

Because the football coach wouldn't let anyone miss a practice day

And if I do recall, they finished last anyway

Now I'm onstage doo-woppin' by myself

That's when someone in the back row screams, "I'm in hell"

I feel lower than dirt, smaller than nothing

And on the next day my junior prom date dumped me

We've all been there, right?

Anyway, that's what this election feels like

I think I'm getting déjà vu

Every single thing he said is a lie

Just me and the same two dudes

I've never seen anybody lie like this guy

Have we fallen under a wizard's curse to suffer déjà vu, but worse?

He's such a whiner

This man is a complainer

My frontal lobe hurts, oh

I think I'm getting déjà vu

You have to be quite smart

Who signed off on this reboot?

Having sex with a porn star (who?)

And people are dying all over the place

We are the most admired country, the United States

It's a disgrace

Was it me and you who made this déjà vu?

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