Gloom Gloom Ain't It Great to Be Gloomy

Welcome to my crib, so pleasantly drab

Meet my pet Snappy, he's a crabbity crab

This is my pool of slippery slime

You should drop by for a slip sometime

Gloom-gloom, ain't it great to be gloomy?

Gloom-gloom, ain't it great to be gloomy?

No zip, no zoom

Just a day full of gloom

Gloom-gloom, ain't it great to be gloomy?

I like when the sky's a big black cloud

When lightning strikes, and the thunder's loud

Drizzly rain just makes my day

I like rainbow pops, when they're colored gray

Gloom-gloom, ain't it great to be gloomy?

Gloom-gloom, ain't it great to be gloomy?

No zip, no zoom

Just a day full of gloom

Gloom-gloom, ain't it great to be gloomy?

I went to a beach, covered in snow

Saw a little helper land on a yeti's toe

The yeti yelped with tears in his eyes

Why don't you pick on someone your size?

Gloom-gloom, ain't it great to be gloomy?

Gloom-gloom, ain't it great to be gloomy?

No zip, no zoom

Just a blah-blah-blah

Gloom-gloom, ain't it great to be gloomy?

There's a place down the road where mushrooms mush

And kids like to sip on Zazzony slush

I give them a little -, and they're covered in goo

So gleefully glummy

Would you like to be, too?

Gloom-gloom, ain't it great to be gloomy?

Gloom-gloom, ain't it great to be gloomy?

No zip, no zoom

Just a day full of gloom

Gloom-gloom, ain't it great to be gloomy?