Pumping Keiths (Club U Can Join)

We could take a train and cross Russia

Spend all the money we have

Living lavish in this lotion

Mix it half and half

Play like Keith Moon

And live like Keith Richards

Coz if you like this you like that

And if you can't live without it

Then there is a book for that

And if you are in doubt just buy it

And if you wanna rip my head off

There is a club for that too you can join

We could find peace in religion

Find a heavy book to blame

Or just stay true to the rhythm

Your heart and mine is the same

We could play like Keith Moon

And live like Keith Richards

Coz' im feeling way too faced

And I forget there is a plan right now

Don't get me wrong don't twist my words

Babe I can't show you how

To get from a to be

I can show you what they don't see

Coz' if you like this you like that

And if you can't live without it

Then there is a book for that

And if you are in doubt just buy it

And if you wanna rip my head off

There is a club for that too you can join

And if we lose our senses and we miss our rendez vous

And if the paintings on the wall refuse to let us through

Then we'll drink café latte triple shot and two for you

And if we lose our blessings we just let go of our shoe

And if you feel the sky is grey and I feel mineiIs blue

Then you can have my glasses they are yellow and my view

Will give you clarity and make everything rhyme

Coz if you like this you like that

And if you can't live without it

Then there is a book for that

And if you are in doubt just buy it

And if you wanna rip my head off

There is a club for that too you can join