Letras
I strolled up the gangway bold as brass
A bottle of rum tucked in my bag's clasp
Thought I'd outsmart the rules in my head
But oh
How the dogs had me seeing red
Caught me red handed
Oh what a show
The X-ray lit up
My secret aglow
The dogs had a bark that told no lies
Lesson learned under their watchful eyes
The officer grinned
"Nice try, my friend"
My excuse crumbled
No way to pretend
Passengers laughed
My cheeks turned bright
Caught in the act under those harsh lights
Caught me red handed
Oh what a show
The X-ray lit up
My secret aglow
The dogs had a bark that told no lies
Lesson learned under their watchful eyes
The drinks ain't cheap — that's no lie
So I brought my bottle, gave smuggling a try
Thought I'd save a few bucks and beat the game
But now my mugshot's got cruise ship fame
Now I'm the talk of this grand cruise line
Tales of my caper served with white wine
I raise my glass high
Toast to my shame
Comedy's crown
I've earned the name
Caught me red handed
Oh what a show
The X-ray lit up
My secret aglow
The dogs had a bark that told no lies
Lesson learned under their watchful eyes
(They got my rum...
But they missed my flask.)