I've been sitting at the bar for now on thirteen hours
Got my mind made up and I ain't about to leave
The third bartender tonight, he keeps sending me sweet iced teas
'Cause I'm waiting on a pretty little gal to make a move on me
The more you drink, the better I look
You've had quite a few already and I'm hoping that's all it took
You've been winking at me when I send you them drinks
And I'm reading you like a book
Yeah, the more you drink, the better I look
You may disagree, but this has been a proven method
They seem to get a lot more friendly as the night wears on
All I'm looking for is a little bit of good honest dancing
I just want to have a little fun before I go back home
See, the more you drink, the better I look
You've had quite a few already and I'm hoping that's all it took
You've been winking at me when I send you them drinks
And I'm reading you like a book
Yeah, the more you drink, the better I look
I said, the more you drink, the better I look
You've had quite a few already and I'm hoping that's all it took
You've been winking at me when I send you them drinks
And I'm reading you like a book
Honey, yeah, the more you drink, the better I look
I said, the more you drink, the better I look
You want one of them little drinks with the umbrellas in it?
Maybe one of them Pina Coladas?
I'm looking better already