More You Drink, the Better I Look

I've been sitting at the bar for now on thirteen hours

Got my mind made up and I ain't about to leave

The third bartender tonight, he keeps sending me sweet iced teas

'Cause I'm waiting on a pretty little gal to make a move on me

The more you drink, the better I look

You've had quite a few already and I'm hoping that's all it took

You've been winking at me when I send you them drinks

And I'm reading you like a book

Yeah, the more you drink, the better I look

You may disagree, but this has been a proven method

They seem to get a lot more friendly as the night wears on

All I'm looking for is a little bit of good honest dancing

I just want to have a little fun before I go back home

See, the more you drink, the better I look

You've had quite a few already and I'm hoping that's all it took

You've been winking at me when I send you them drinks

And I'm reading you like a book

Yeah, the more you drink, the better I look

I said, the more you drink, the better I look

You've had quite a few already and I'm hoping that's all it took

You've been winking at me when I send you them drinks

And I'm reading you like a book

Honey, yeah, the more you drink, the better I look

I said, the more you drink, the better I look

You want one of them little drinks with the umbrellas in it?

Maybe one of them Pina Coladas?

I'm looking better already