Guinea Pig

First you find a guinea pig

Then you raise it in a hutch

Then you put it in a show

Then you have it win a prize

Then you put it on a plane

Then you fly it to LA

Then you sign it with a label

And you pay the man in cash

She's the guinea pig queen

You know what I mean

She's the guinea pig queen

You know what I mean

Then you send it on a tour

Then you see it on the news

Then you hear it on the radio

Then you know you hit the jackpot

Then you buy a brand new house

Then you buy a brand new car

Then you buy a new bikini

And you lay out by the pool

She's the guinea pig queen

You know what I mean

She's the guinea pig queen

You know what I mean