Pity Party

So close to me

And looking perfect all the time

She said some things, you won't believe it

Life's too good to me when

My friend Beth

Rarely knows just how to dress

Oh, she looks so European

And she looks so European

Yeah, and my friend Beth

Is a scientist

Thinks the world's a human being

Yeah, the world's a human being

Please never leave

I'll make it worth it, all the time

And it's so much fun, and all I wanted

Now that she's all mine, and

My friend Beth

Rarely knows just how to dress

Oh, she looks so European

And she looks so European

Yeah, and my friend Beth

Is a scientist

Thinks the world's a human being

Yeah, the world's a human being