Rabbi Brightside

Coming down to the beis

And I ain't doing too fine

Gotta get with the daf

I wanna know it all

It started out with a tish

How did It end up like this?

It was only tish, it was only a tish

Now I'm sleeping through shuir

Rebbi knows I can learn

I'm not following Tos'

Rebbi helps with the words

Now I'll never get redt

Yeah, my shadchan is ticked

I just wanna'get wrecked at a Friday night Oneg

I hear something Mo says:

"There's no hope.

This kid ain't shtark, he'll never be.

Almoni's a schmo."

Rebbi sees

Me start dozing off to sleep

In his shuir another time

Face down on my Talmud Bav'

Still not on the right page

Wrong masechtah anyways

Rebbi thinks I still can shteig

Well, he's Rabbi Brightside

Well, he's Rabbi Brightside

Coming down to the beis

And I ain't doing too fine

Gotta get with the daf

I wanna know it all

It started out with a tish

How did It end up like this?

It was only tish, it was only a tish

Now I'm sleeping through shuir

Rebbi knows I can learn

I'm not following Tos'

Rebbi helps with the words

Now I'll never get redt

Yeah, my shadchan is ticked

I just wanna get wrecked at a Friday night Oneg

I hear something Mo says:

"There's no hope.

This kid ain't shtark, he'll never be.

Almoni's a schmo."

Rebbi sees

Me start dozing off to sleep

In his shuir another time

Face down on my Talmud Bav'

Still not on the right page

Wrong masechtah anyways

Rebbi thinks I still can shteig

Well, he's Rabbi Brightside

Well, he's Rabbi Brightside

Well, he's Rabbi Brightside