H. Ross Perot

Let's hear it for the status quo, my name's H. Ross Perot

Let's hear it for the status quo, my name's H. Ross Perot

I make more money than God

But he gets way more babes

I've got three cars I've never seen

And each car phone has an answering machine

Never bothered to vote

Just bought the senate

It doesn't matter one third can't read

They'll see me on their TV screen

Let's hear it for the status quo, my name's H. Ross Perot

Let's hear it for the status quo, my name's H. Ross Perot

I make more money than God

But he's got a better address

If I've got all this money

Why the hell am I living in Texas?

Some say I haven't got a heart - not true

Bought myself a heart of gold

To make myself more appealing to the common man

I'll drop the "H"

Let's hear it for the status quo, my name's H. Ross Perot

Let's hear it for the status quo, my name's Ross Perot

America - where any kid can grow up to be a billionaire

And buy the presidency

America - where every cop will treat you like a king

Rodney King

America - where "civil rights" isn't just a word

It's two words

America - where being president isn't just a job

It's a plaything for the obscenely rich

Let's hear it for the status quo, my name's Ross Perot

Let's hear it for the status quo, my name's Ross Perot

Let's hear it for the status quo, my name's Ross Perot

Let's hear it for the status quo, my name's Ross Perot

H. Ross Perot, you've just been inaugurated

President of the United States of America

Now what're you gonna do?

I'm buying Disneyland