The Fools' Hall Of Fame

There have been many, many lovers

A few of them I'm sure you know by name

There will be many, many others

But I'm number one in the fool's hall of fame

Romeo and Juliet were lovers

But they played such a losing game

Dying in the arms of one another

But I'm number one in the fool's hall of fame

Who can forget Marie Antoinette

And all of her foolish men?

She reminds me so of a love I used to know

Now history repeats itself again and again

There will be many, many lovers

Who try and win at love's losing game

There will be many, many others

But I'll be number one in the fool's hall of fame

There will be many, many lovers

Who try and win at love's losing game

There will be many, many others

But I'll be number one in the fool's hall of fame

I'll be number one in the fool's hall of fame

I'll be number one in the fool's hall of fame

I'll be number one in the fool's hall of fame