Whoo!
Ha-ha-ha-ha
Grand groove, grand groove
Catch the beat
Well, good evening, everybody, so glad you're here
All the people in the front, the people in the rear
When you came to the door, you's expecting
To see grand groove, rock the ceremony
Well, I'm the capital T, as in tack
I got the double E which follows in the back
I'm the S, the K, N, the I
I'm the lady romancer, I'm the cool fly guy
I'm the lady chaser, I'm the rhyme creator
When I say a def rhyme, Frank, you never heard one
Greater like a hip-hop, a little hey-wop I've got
Now listen to me T-Ski while I rock the spot
Now catch the beat
Now catch the beat
It's the B-B-E-E-A-A-T-T-T-T in your body
Now catch the beat
It's the B-B-E-E-A-A-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T in your mind and your body
Well, the ground is moving, everybody's groovin'
You got the fly girls clapping their hands
Oh, we're the best of the def MC's in the west
T-Ski is on the mic stand
Somebody started something, everybody's jumping
All the girls are in a fistfight
You see they melt like butter when they see Slick Crocker
Make his appearance of the night
And if you're thinking I'm down with getting to spanking
You know that you're on the right track
Because the crew that should be the head of your hick
'Cause you know we got it like that
Now catch the beat
So sweet
It's the G-R-A, the N, the D, the G-R-O, the B, the E
The B, the E, the A, the T
The grand groove beat is your body
Now catch the beat
And now T-Ski, I'm not quite through
I got another funky break for you
Hit it!
Ha-ha-ha-ha
You see, when I was just a itty-bitty lad
My momma said to me, "T-Ski, you have a golden voice
You know you'd make a def MC." (Say what?)
So these words she said, they stuck in my head
I remember them to a T (Tell us about it)
Well, there's a lot of MC's out in the land
But there's one better than me
Now I catch the beat
So sweet
(Ha-ha)
It's the T, the A, the E, the B
No matter how you spell it, you still got beat
Now catch the beat
Ow
Ha-ha-ha-ha
Oh, yeah
Stomp your feet
It's the beat that makes you want to freak
Ah-one night or ah-seven days a week
Now catch the beat, the funky beat
Come on, y'all, ah-get 'em out your seat
Now catch the beat
Well, I'm good, bad, I am the best
You just give me a mic, I'll pass the test
Just rocking the beat with the most finesse
I'm gonna do it at your request
Because I am the man with the master plan
I got more rhymes than a beach got sand
They heard of me in Germany, London, Paris, every country
You see I put on a show for the Eskimos
In Tokyo, I had 'em on the go
And sure as God can make it rain
I rock the same old beat in the state of Maine
Now catch the beat
(Oh, yeah)
The beat, beat
It's the beat, it'll make you freak
Ah-one night or ah-seven days a week