Concerning Lix & Fairs

Concerning Lix and Fairs, well that's a good'un

And I hope you have the ear strength to listen to the whole thing

Lix was a good man, to be sure, and sure liked to have his good fun

And like everyone, he has his flaws, and yep, overpartying's one

So when Malcolm came in to dust the

suspects, Lix fired a shot of "All-Ray"

With a whoosh he was whisked to the

nearby woods, and time skipped to later that day

Ok I'm not sure, I can't really say

Just how he obtained that weird "All-Ray"

Nah I don't know, (and I really don't care)

But I remember the night that Lix found Fairs

A poison dart frog that's right

A bright tiny son-of-a-gun

He spotted the leap-about late that night

While trawling the woods for his son

So Lix picks him up with a stick 'n says "hi"

To his new dendrobatidae chum

"You're small as a tick - I'm calling you FAIRS"

It lept in the brim of the hat on his head

2 new friends, an unlike-ely pair

The old mate Lix and a frog named Fairs

2 best friends, the inseparable pair

The moustached Lix and the dart frog Fairs

They came across the eggshell

And weird track marks in the sand

Followed them for oh, maybe 7 hours?

Through trampled weeds and flowers

It led them to the site

Of the parliament of owls

At their annual meeting

Another baffled greeting

As they explain "He was just here!"

They drew another map

And so he headed westward

But the owl's directions and the

creature's tracks they didn't correspond

Lix was a mess - a panic attack

But Fairs calmly croaked in the brim of his hat

A mash of the keys, and a shot of All-Ray

Didn't help as the same spot there they stayed

Now Lix didn't know how fast he could run

With a poncho, hat and a fickle ray gun

But I couldn't time, I wouldn't dare

How quick was the air from Lix & Fairs