I'm Married To My Sister

I'm married to my sister 'cause I'm from the country

Just like all my brothers and my cousins, too

I know it probably sounds a little funny

But it's only real love when you keep it in the blood

Oh, like a possum crossing a blacktop highway

I just about went blind in her high beams

Amy ain't her name, but I shouted hers the same

Before she became Mrs. Thompson to me, ooh

We were cruisin' down a backroad

Feelin' out of control, feelin' wild and free

I was rollin' down a window, yellin', "Whoa-oh"

You won't believe what I just seen

Then I ran home to tell my mama

When she told me who she was

Mmm, it dawned on me

I'm married to my sister 'cause I'm from the country

I'm a hard workin' man, Daddy

You don't have to worry

I always make her happy as a boy can be (Yes, I do)

And when there's a knock knockin' on the front door

Don't you go breaking my heart

'Cause there ain't no hard feeling

When you ain't got no heart

Her sweet perfume hit me like a feather

Took me to Heaven in that meadow of scent

I was walkin' on the wildside, crossin' the divide

When I saw her one more time in a camouflage tent, oh

We were cruisin' down a backroad

Feelin' out of control, feelin' wild and free

I was rollin' down a window, yellin', "Whoa-oh"

You won't believe what I just seen

Then I ran home to tell my mama

When she told me who she was

Mmm, it dawned on me

I'm married to my sister 'cause I'm from the country