naughty on arrival

I'm naughty on arrival drippin like a snowflake

Walkin in fur with a pearlstrap throat ache

I don't do lists babe I write the rules

Took your man your elf and your winter jewels

Naughty on arrival jingle when I strut

Candy cane curves and a diamondcut cut

I sleigh I steal I sip I spin

And I never pull up without a builtin sin

Step in the sleigh V on my chest

Latex rose high heel through the rest

Tinsel in my thong I don't play nice

Snatched his wish list then I raised my price

Ribbons tied tight that designer grip

One little kiss got him losin his script

I'm the reason Santa ghosted your text

He said you've been bad I said what's next

Snowflake lashes and a frostbite lip

Slid down the chimney for a midnight trip

Boys line up like a candy cane queue

But I pick one gift and it's never you

Lights wrapped round like a waistline snatch

Every wish granted comes with a catch

I'm the Grinch in couture with a golden plan

Steal your presents your crown and your man

I'm naughty on arrival drippin like a snowflake

Walkin in fur with a pearlstrap throat ache

I don't do lists babe I write the rules

Took your man your elf and your winter jewels

Naughty on arrival jingle when I strut

Candy cane curves and a diamondcut cut

I sleigh I steal I sip I spin

And I never pull up without a builtin sin

Velvet gloves with a sharp little claw

North Pole bound with a South Side jaw

Sip eggnog spiked with a little bit of game

Gift wrap love with a fake last name

Every snow globe's just a world I own

Mistletoe high but my standards grown

You want a kiss Better bring that check

I'm cashing out while you're stuck in debt

Ring those bells when I walk through the door

Glisten on the floor like a diamond encore

I'm a sugarplum queen with a fivestar bite

And I never hit pause when the vibe feels right