Consequence By Fridgeface

Freud said bananas look like dicks, so I agree the nature of the word can really stick

And you can think your shit don't stink a smidge, but you'll never have as much cologne as Donnie Fridge

You more like Gingfitch, after a visit to Burjo Tempest

And Albaderkie mad he couldn't make it on the set list

And last time I checked, skeetman was eating trash for breakfast

Had the hoes mad, but male hoes glad

He packed the heat like Aubrey Graham and he just like his dad

That's 25 to life for touching little Bobby's sack

Now little Bobby's sad, he thought it'd make him mad

But little Bobby's bobby pin been coming back in handy

And he be climbing trees swallowing more nuts than Sandy

I got a call from Gingfitch and he said I'm feeling dandy

Now Sex Station campus in a bit of a predicament

Cause they been out of square steel and even Junior Mints

There's nothing about this campus that I would ever change

There's nothing about this campus that I would rearrange

I admit this campus is kinda wack

If only we had Sitta Drives back

City Drives, she really been the shit for a long time

So many long nights up in the office, she doing paperwork

Always serious, you'll never catch her smirk

The Fridge Face family, they be fucking up the campus

They be making work harder, they be making work harder

The Fridge Face family, they been fucking up the campus

They make work harder, they make work harder

So who can you count on when tragedy strikes?

When Wampler and Co create meteorites?

When the missile strikes Appletown, we'll be in good hands

If Sitta Drives is in the office at hand

Sitta Drives, Sitta Drives, Sitta Drives, Sitta Drives