Letras
I'm just a tourist in a brand-new Stinger
Esperia badge on the hull like bling
Blue nebula swirls, red tint in the ring
Why's Levski comms shouting "Hostile wing?"
Through the Glatsim dust, I'm humming a tune
Delamar ahead like a grumpy moon
I ping the port, requesting a pad
P-guard replies, "The Vandal looks mad"
"Hold fire!" I cry, I'm not here to raid
This heavy fighter's replica made
Human hotkeys, cupholder too
Only thing alien is my hairdo
I'm mistaken for Vandal near Levski
Dodging side-eyes, scanners won't let me be
It's an Esperia clone, I swear, see
Please don't vaporize my warranty
I'm just sightseeing in Nyx tonight
Not a warlord, just a tourist with fright
If you must shoot, aim for my pride
My hull's on finance, can't afford the ride
Docking queue stalls, alarms go "Whoop-whoop"
Meaners toss wrenches, vendors duck soup
A grizzled tech yells, "That's Vandal steel!"
I shout, "It's comfy, it even has seals"
Check the transponder, serial's legit
Esperia tag, no blood on it
They zoom the cams, my paint job's rad
Okay, it's red, that might look bad
PA captain calls, "Prove you're human, sing!"
So I belt the chorus over outband ping
I like taxes (sometimes), I burn my toast
I wave at cops, and I compose
I'm mistaken for Vandal near Levski
Blue Rock Bazaar thinks I'm enemy
It's a showroom clone, not heresy
Please don't void my warranty
Just stamping my Nyx Visa tonight
Buying dumplings, minding my flight
If you must tag, tag my ego, please
Not the landing fees
Finally cleared, I'm touching down
Levski claps, or maybe a frown
Either way, lesson learned from the fray
Maybe don't paint it Vandal gray