That Skirt's Too Short for a Funeral, Honey

It's so hard to see this

as anything but an end.

It's so hard to say, "Goodbye lover,

Hello friend..."

We didn't stand the test

of the sorrow that brought us together

and though part of me wishes you the best

part of me will hate you forever.

'Cause I took you literally

when you told me to go to Hell.

You know, sometimes I really have to

smile in spite of myself.

You were so devoted to the end

or so you told our friends.

Yeah, dutiful Saint Judy

you're such a fucking martyr for your men...

every single one of them.

Nothing will close the schism

you dug between our lives.

But, hey, you're still got your looks and your feminism...

Choke on them tonight!

Oh well, they come and they go.

Is it just the little thing I miss?

Like, this one wiggled it that way

that one wiggled it this?

I'm gonna rape that girl right out of my hair!

I'm gonna rape that girl right out of my hair!

I'm gonna rape that girl right out of my hair!

I'm gonna rape that girl right out of my hair!

(I bled to death that night

before the hospital could phone her.

I had a rare blood type

they couldn't find a donor...)