Letras
There once was a channel that put to sea
The man on the channel was named rudy
The prints went up, singles dipped down
He'd Buy Those Cards And Hold
He had not been two weeks in store
When Rudy made his first big score
His patrons called all hands and swore
They'd buy Alpha and hold
Soon may the TacoMan come
Creepy Basement Investor Scum
One day when the timmies are done
He'll buy their cards and hold
He built the bridge he's living under
From his hoarded planechase blunder
He's still down there slapping chalupas
Until they turn to gold
Now cardboard product fills his store
Pokemon cards block the bathroom door
His ex girlfriend dumped him and swore
He should have gone and sold
Soon may the TacoMan come
Creepy Basement Investor Scum
One day when the timmies are done
He'll buy their cards and hold
No card is safe, no format stable
As reprint sets destroy your singles
Old Man Rudy told you so...
Reserved List to the Moon
The greed monster smells free tendies
From secondary market equity
Rudy shouts to buy the list
As printers all go brrrrrrrrrrrr
Soon may the TacoMan come
Creepy Basement Investor Scum
One day when the timmies are done
He'll buy their cards and hold
Soon may the TacoMan come
Creepy Basement Investor Scum
One day when the timmies are done
He'll buy their cards and hold