I'm So Fabulous

I'm so fabulous, you're Las Vegas

You New Yorkers who look nebulous

I'm more fab than all the hipsters on Broadway

I'm so fabulous, you are revious

The way you dress is so insidious

How do they even let you onto Broadway?

Your uniform looks so hideous

I'm so fabulous, it's ridiculous

You're so Cincinnati, court citizenship day

I'm so fabulous, you're the exodus

From where they see who dresses up the messed up-iest

I wanna see you rock it like the Superfly day

I want sophistication

For all the population now

I want the hip sensation

For our civilization, wow

Nebulous New Yorkers is blasphemous

It makes a giant ass of all of us

What would the dear departed Murray the K say?

I'm so fabulous, it's egregious

Don't come around here making new rules for us

I don't need 'em, I'm already fabulous

I'm so fabulous, I don't wanna hear about it

I'm so fabulous, I don't wanna look at you