Samantha's got a Bag of Coal

Samantha's got a bag of coal

Mighty soul but I couldn't find an ego

Dressing up like Santa Claus

She gave it to the bankers

And the others that were evil

Like the cops in this town

Disturbing all the peace

Always bringing everybody down

Why you gotta spoil the fun

Creating problem where there are none

I'm singing ho ho ho

Here's a chunk of coal

For the overzealous cop acting like he's the gestapo

Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal

For the hypocrite who's preaching in the church under the steeple

Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal

For the money driven bastards putting profits over people

Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal

For the rich white frat boy yelling crap out of car windows

For the overzealous copper acting like the gestapo

Ho

Well Samantha used to be called Sam

Samantha was a woman that used to be a man

Trying to find a place in this world

It's kind of hard when the boy becomes the girl

Yeah she took it to the West Coast side

She got pushed off a bridge

She nearly died

A victim of a hateful crime

The sadness crept in

Samantha took her own life

I'm singing ho ho ho

Here's a chunk of coal

For the overzealous cop acting like he's a gestapo

Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal

For the hypocrites who preach in the church under the steeples

Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal

For the bankers and the brokers ripping off all of the people

Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal

For the rich white frat boy yelling crap out of car windows

For the overzealous cop acting like he's a gestapo

For the money grabbing bastards putting profits over people

For the homophobic bigots spreading violence onto people

Hos