I want to go back to that special place I knew so well before
Where everything you needed was behind the magic door
The creatures all were strange there, but I was stranger too
And the labels on the bottles told you what you had to do
Take me back to Wonderland, oh take me back again
Take me back to Wonderland, to see all my crazy friends
I want to go down the rabbit hole, and see what I can find
Take me back to Wonderland through the smoke rings of my mind
The White Rabbit has arthritis, I hear he no longer runs
He sits and watches Fox News, and collects exotic guns
The Cheshire Cat sits in a tree, with a smile that never ends
She dresses like a cougar when she's looking for a friend
Take me back to Wonderland, oh take me back again
Take me back to Wonderland, to see all my crazy friends
I want to go down the rabbit hole, and see what I can find
Take me back to Wonderland through the smoke rings of my mind
The Mad Hatter and the Dormouse, their party's still a hoot
They both put on a pound or two so they're busting from their suits
The Walrus and the Carpenter got married back in the day
And constantly they bicker as they walk along the bay
Take me back to Wonderland, oh take me back again
Take me back to Wonderland, to see all my crazy friends
I want to go down the rabbit hole, and see what I can find
Take me back to Wonderland through the smoke rings of my mind
I'm having second thoughts 'bout going back to Wonderland
I may be better with the memory than to see it all first-hand
I follow them on Facebook, they are posting everyday
And imagine them young and beautiful instead of old and gray
Take me back to Wonderland, oh take me back again
Take me back to Wonderland, to see all my crazy friends
I want to go down the rabbit hole, and see what I can find
Take me back to Wonderland through the smoke rings of my mind
Take me back to Wonderland if only in my mind