The Bachelor's Wife

Trapped!

Botched the escape plan

Made a mistake and

I bike home trying to pedal backwards

I push

Over Pulaski

Got lost on the backstreets

Called it quits and called a car

I drove

I drove myself crazy

Counting the ways she

Told me I should stay the night

And I caved

I woke up at her place

Gargled some toothpaste

Sleeping with the bachelor's wife

I'm just a people pleaser

I didn't mean to tease her

I feel so cruel I could cry

I'm just a people pleaser

And she's the bachelor's wife

Quick!

Ripping the Band-Aid

Screaming "I can't stay!"

I chicken out and pull it hair-by-hair but

I'm slow and it's too late

She's stirring her Kool-Aid

And I'm about to drink my share

She says "Baby! Why all the distance?

Fear of commitment

When you gonna change my life?"

And I-

I know what she's after

She knows I'm the bachelor

And she could be a bachelor's wife

I'm just a people pleaser

I didn't mean to tease her

I feel so cruel I could cry

I'm just a people pleaser

And she's the bachelor's wife

I got to break it off

I feel like such a bastard

I just getting plastered

Trying to work up the nerve

Holy matrimony Batman!

I feel like a dog in a CAT scan

And I can't stand it anymore!

I'm just a people pleaser

I didn't mean to tease her

I feel so cruel I could cry

I'm just a people pleaser

And she's the bachelor's wife

She's the bachelor's wife

I'm just a people pleaser

And she's the bachelor's wife