What's a Telephone Bill?

Hello, baby

Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic again

Oh, yeah, I'm loaded with verbal rap ability, baby

You know you inspire me to poetry

So listen while I recite naughty nothings

That'll wet your eardrums

I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, can I make sweet love to you, baby?

What I'd like to do would be good to you

And if you hang up on me now, I'll be through

I'm just living and a-loving

Waiting for the moment when you got time to kill

And if I can't get your love, then what's a telephone bill?

Yeah, yeah, yeah

According to the way you make me feel

I guess you'd call it an obscene phone call

I'm not a storyteller, though, baby

I'd rather be with you, me to me

Oh, sort of physical love, like Bubba

Oh, you're the sweetest fantasy I know, you

Excuse me if I seem obscene to you

I'm being real and that seems the thing to do

I'm just living and a-loving

Waiting for the moment when you got time to kill

And if I can't get your love, then what's a telephone bill?

I'm just living and a-loving

Waiting for the moment when you got time to kill

And if I can't get your love, then what's a telephone bill?

Oh baby, uh-uh-uh, why don't you just hang on?

I'd like to (yeah), I'd like to (yeah), I'd like to, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'd like to make sweet love to you

Oh, no, not that, baby

I wanna be real with you

Let me just breathe in your ear hole, baby

(Oh) Don't fake now (oh, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do), I love you, Lord

(I'd like to make sweet love to you)

Let me see if I can hit that note again, I love you, Lord

(Oh, oh, do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do)

(I'd like to make sweet love to you)

Can you just explain to me what key you are in, baby?

(Oh, oh) I'd like to get real funky (do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do)

(I'd like to make sweet love to you)

I'm just living and a-loving

Waiting for the moment when you got time to kill

And if I can't get your love, then what's a telephone bill?

I'm just living and a-loving

Waiting for the moment when you got time to kill

And if I can't get your love, then what's a telephone bill?

I'm just living and a-loving

Waiting for the moment when you got time to kill

And if I can't get your love, then what's a telephone bill?

I'll make sweet love to you

Maybe, uh, I'll manicure your toenails, you know

Make sweet love to your body

Rub my body with yours

Wait a minute, operator, I'm not talking to you