I Think Your Dress Is Too Short

Hey baby, I think your dress is too short

Hey baby, I think your dress is too short

You walk down the street with your short dress on

Men be looking at you like a dog got a bone

You can't bend over, or the least wind blow

See all the way up into your Chicago, yeah

You're my woman (you're my woman), I'm your man (ah)

Why, why, why you wanna show everything? Aha

I think your dress is too short

You go to church and you walk in late

Deacons are looking so hard they can't concentrate

You sit on the front pew almost every Sunday

The preacher can hardly preach, for looking at your under yonder, aha

If you're my woman (you're my woman), I'm your man (and I'm your man)

Why you wanna (why you wanna) show your everything? Baby oh

I think your dress is too short

Short dresses and miniskirts

Cause many a men's heart to be hurt

Short dresses will wreck a train

Some says even 'cause hurricanes

I think your dress is too short, oh yeah

People begin to talk and it's making me ashamed

Saying your dress is too short, girl, you're showing everything

When you get in your car, girl, to drive away

If the steering wheel could talk

I know what the steering wheel would have to say, aha

You're my woman (you're my woman), I'm your man (yeah, I'm your man)

Why, why, why you wanna show everything? Oh, yeah

Why you wanna show everything?

Short dresses can cause pain

It can 'cause joy, it can cause pain

Short dresses, sex appeal

It'll get you hurt or get you killed

I think your dress is too short

Hey baby, hey baby, I think your dress is too short (listen)

I like short dresses, like any other man

But there's a time and a place, y'all, for everything

When you're in your house, girl, or walking downtown

You gotta watch how you stand up

Sure got to watch how you're sitting down

Hey baby, I think your dress is too short, aha

Hey baby, hey baby, I think your dress is too short

Too short