I Yam What I Yam

You don't have to be no fish

To tell when you're flounderin'

What am I? Some kind of barnacles

On the dinghy of life?

I ain't no doctors but I knows

When I'm losin' me patiensk

What am I? Some kind of judge, or a lawyers?

Aw, maybe not but I knows what laws suit's me

So what am I? I ain't no physciscisk

But I knows what matters

What am I? I'm Popeye, the sailor

And I yam what I yam what I

Yam and I yam what I

Yam and that's all that I yam

'cause I yam what I yam

And I gots a lot of muskle

And I only gots one eye

And I never hurts nobodys and

I'll never tell a lie

Tops to me bottoms and me bottoms to me top

And that's the way it is 'till

The day that I drop what am I?

I yam what I yam!

I yam what I yam what I yam

What I yam what I yam

I can open up an ockean I

Can take a lot of sail

I can lose a lot of waters

And I'll never have to bail

I can pushk up Madagascar grab

A whale by the tail what am I?

What am I? I yam what I yam!

I'm Popeye, the sailor

I'm Popeye, the sailor

I'm Popeye, the sailor

I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam

I yam what I yam what I yam what I yam

I'm Popeye the sailor man!