Cheap Red Wine

Well I woke up on my kitchen floor

Couldn't tell ya what happened the night before

But I think I made quite the scene

I think some of y'all know what I mean

I was doing totally fine

Till I crossed into shady grove

Now I'm standing in the shower

Wearing all my clothes

And I said oh what a time

Thanks for the love and all the cheap red wine

Oh what a time

Well I shoulda known when I met you

That you'd leave me on the corner of alone and blue

But I still fell like a bucket of rain

You mopped me up and dumped me in a puddle of pain

I've been living at the end of this road

For way too damn long

Gonna pack er up in my pickup truck

And politely move along

And I said oh what a time

Thanks for the love and all the cheap red wine

Oh what a time