Weasel and the White Boys Cool (Live Acoustic Version)

Sal was working at Nyro's nook in downtown

Selling articles of congress to the people downtown

He was pretty sleazy when I met him

A weasel in a poor boy's wool

A weasel in a poor boy's wool

A weasel in a poor boy's wool

Sal lived up in a black vinyl pent in New Jersey

Buy him a little bit of meat from a whore next door

Wants it rare but he gets it well

A weasel on a short order floor

A weasel on a short order floor

A weasel on a short order floor

So, Sal, say goodbye to your mom and your dad

Sal, say goodbye to the barrio

Sal, say goodbye to your buddies and your pals

Angela, Perry, and Mario

A kid sinister with the bus stop blues

A quarter could take you home

A dime could make a dream come true

But a weasel ain't got a dime for the phone

A weasel ain't got a dime for the phone

A weasel ain't got a dime for the phone

So, Sal, say goodbye to your mom and your dad

Sal, say goodbye to the barrio

Sal, say goodbye to your buddies and your pals

Angela, Perry, and Mario

You dancin' in the welfare lines now

Actin' like some jerk or fool

'Cause we could lay out on the beaches eatin' peaches darling

A weasel in a white boy's cool

A weasel in a white boy's cool

A weasel in a white boy's cool

Sometimes we're all in a white boy's school

Just like a weasel