Hey there, it's me, I just called to get my stereo and records back
If you'd like I could come over when you're not around
Or you could leave them in the stairwell...
I can see your not home, are you shopping or out sleeping with your therapist?
He really must be helping, you keep going back
Did you think I didn't know?
By the way when you said that I'm incapable of living in a grownup world
I considered that a compliment...
Now you and me, we might be better on our own
I got a place across town and I think me and the roaches will be comfortable
We all enjoy a bowl of mac and cheese from time to time
I think we really hit it off
Did you know time tends to fly when you spend your night just staring at a TV screen?
It doesn't really matter what the program is, they're all the same in black and white
And even though times are tough and I don't think I can pay the damn electric bill
I think you would agree...
That you and me, we might be better on our own
By the way when you said that I'm incapable of living in a grownup world
I considered that a compliment...
Now you and me, we might be better on our own
We might be better on our own
We might be better on our own
I think we're better on our own