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Good, good. Now one more like that. Yeah. Bit higher
That's it. Um, listen, um, sorry, I've forgotten your name
Uh, Cherry
Cherry. Uh, look. You're looking a
Bit nervous. Is there anything wrong?
No, no, no, no, no
You sure?
Uh, well, to tell you the truth, I'm not absolutely
One hundred percent at home in front of a camera
Yet. I'm, uh, I'm quite new to this kind of thing
You're kidding me. Well, look, why don't we unwind
A bit? How about some coffee and some music?
Oh, thank you, yes. Uh, black please
Uh, Stevie Wonder, if you've got any
Stevie Wonder. That's more like it, yeah. Now, Cherry, the
Trick is just to ignore me, yeah? Pretend I'm not here. It's
Just you and the camera. Okay? I'm not here. Now, head up a
Bit. Head up a bit. Lift your head up a bit, Cherry, please
Oh, sorry, I thought you weren't here
Okay, so Cherry, tell me about yourself. How'd you get into modeling?
Well, when I was young-
Uh, just put your foot on that stool for me, will you?
Oh, right. Um, when I was young, an uncle of mine gave me an
Airfix Spitfire and it just sort of grew from there, yeah
That's nice. Now, big smile! And how are you
Finding it? Pretty tough getting started, yeah?
Well, it's not as tough- not been as tough as I
Thought, actually. I suppose I've been rather lucky
Hey, Cherry, you make your own luck in this business, yeah? Now
How'd you- um, just roll up your
Trouser leg a little for me, will you?
No, seriously, you're a good-looking kid
Thank you
Um, how'd you feel about taking your socks off?
Well-
You'd rather keep them on. It doesn't matter. Go on with your story
Well, I had a good job with the Foreign Office, as a
Matter of fact. I had a car, house, money, everything
Children?
Oh, glorious. I only had to pick up the phone. Could have
Had as many as I wanted. You know, people used to envy me
Oh, hey, Cherry, I can believe that. You're a winner
Oh, thank you. You're very kind
Honest, Cherry. That's all I ever try to be, honest. So, uh
You've got your car, your house, all the trappings, yeah?
That's right. You know, I... I felt somehow
Despite that, that there was something missing
Yeah
I don't know what it was. Uh...
Glamour?
That's right, glamour. How did you know?
Cherry, listen, if I had a million pounds for every time one of my
Models has spun me a tale like that, I'd... I'd be a
Wealthy man by now. Uh, now let's see if we can't do
Something with this hair. I think I've got some gel
Somewhere. Tell me, did you use a mousse this morning?
No, I came by taxi
Um, I have... Yeah, there it is. Let's give this a go. Yeah
That's it. Now that's working. That's working good. Now, Cherry
What I want you to do for me now is to make love to the camera
Are you sure?
Make love to the camera as if your life depended
On it, yeah? Yeah, that's it. That's it. Yes, yes
Yes. Alright, sorry, I, uh, I interrupted you
Well, there's not much more to tell, really. I, um... Uh, I just
When I thought my life was getting stuck in a rut, I met a man
In the Turkish baths in the Holloway Road and he offered me
July in the UniPark calendar. Uh, it's like a dream come true
Dream come true. Did you know this guy, Cherry?
No, I'd never met him before
Mhm. You trust him?
I suppose so
Trust is hard currency in this business
Cherry. Don't spend it too fast
Do you think I should have said no to him?
Cherry, I've, uh, I've seen what happened to Shrimpton, Twiggy
Boycott. They were all like you once. Great bodies and a head full of
Dreams and then, well... Hey, what am I, huh? I'm sounding like the
Angel of doom here. Listen, I've just had a thought. I don't know why
I didn't think of this before. Um, since we're all here and
Everything's set up, why don't we, uh
Why don't we bang off a few, you know...
Photographs?
Yeah, you know, for your portfolio. A bit of fun
You mean...
Nude shots, Cherry. Nude. Naked. No clothes
Bare-assed shots. What do you say?
Well, I don't know
You can keep your socks on if you like. Okay, Cherry
If you don't trust me, that's fine. As I said, I'd
Hate you to do nude work for someone you didn't trust
Well, of course I trust you
Well, I'm glad you said that, Cherry. I'm glad
It's just that-
Maybe you're not all that serious about modeling, is that it?
Maybe you don't want to get on. I mean, that's fine, too
Well, of course I do. I want to get on. I want to be on the front
Cover of every magazine in the world. I want to wear beautiful
Clothes and meet wonderful people. I want to go on Wogan and show
That I'm intelligent as well as sensationally
Beautiful. I want to launch appeals for disabled
Children. I want to make something of my life
Well, I can help you do all that, Cherry. But only if you trust me
Well, I do trust you. I do
Then dry those tears and get naked. Well, go on
No, that's the end of the sketch
There's another page to go, yeah?
No, cut that. I'm not taking my clothes off
The whole punchline depends on you taking your clothes off
I'm not going naked in front of the nice ladies and gentlemen
Maybe you don't want to get on in comedy, Stephen, is that it?
Well, I shall have to appeal to the ladies and gentlemen
Direct. So this sketch has got a very funny, well, -
Ish ending. I mean, it does depend on Stephen taking
His clothes off. I mean, do you want to do it or not?
I mean, you're just getting them all excited now. Look, I'll tell you
What. I'll pretend to take them off
Alright? Now, now, now, now, now
Now, alright. Oh, yes! Oh, yes! That's great! Yes! Give
Me more of that! Mm, yes! Ye- Oh, my God! You're a man!