Letras
What happens in Dave's house, stays in Dave's house
What happens in Dave's house, stays with me
What happens in Dave's house, stays in Dave's house
And if you tell your friends they won't believe
What happens in Dave's house, stays in Dave's house
What happens in Dave's house, stays unknown
What happens in Dave's house, stays in Dave's house
So now we have a place that we can go
You could do it in a closet, but I'm not sure that's the best place
See, you can't lock the door
So maybe try and do it when your girlfriend's sleeping
Make sure she can't hear you creeping
Instead build a shed to facilitate the act
But if someone sees you, you might as well pack your bags
And leave the country
Run free like a squirrel in an oak tree
Slowly your appalling technique will improve
You have to move to a new spot where not a soul intrudes
Like a bank vault, all you need are the keys
But if a bank robber caught you, he'd call the police
And then what? Back to the closet?
No, there must be some sick hole we can go
And just do what we do and God, sweet peace
And on a Friday have a coffee and talk about the week
In the meantime you'll have to settle for disused petrol stations
Nature reserves and grandma's basement
Many blatant signs of nefarious areas
If you do see a human being, go somewhere scarier
Tried it in a hospital one time
But like a fool I forgot that they're open all the time
You could travel to a dead relative's old place
And if they really are dead they'll let you stay a couple days
After you do it, don't stay put
Go to the last place people will look for you
And also don't forget that alibis are important too
Somebody you trust, never somebody new
This is the life and there is no solution
Until somebody forms us an institution
Where the me's and the you's and the everybody's
Can go do this shit without having to worry
What happens in Dave's house, stays in Dave's house