Letras
I'm scared about giving childbirth though
I'm, I'm, very, very scared of childbirth
That's why I'm going to hire a doula
You know that is?
You know a doula is?
That's a white hippie witch
That blows quinoa into your pussy
To Keyser Söze all the pain away
A lot of women tried to freak me out
They tried to freak me out about childbirth by saying
"Allie, did you know that you're gonna poop on the table?"
I was like, "Yeah, I look forward to it"
I'm all backed up from holding in my shit at work
I can't wait to cleanse
It makes sense, like, that you, that that happens because
When you're in labor, you push, you push, you push
And your husband will be asked to assist in the labor
By lifting up your leg
Which subsequently turns into a soft-serve lever
You just shit on the floor in front of the love of your life
And just when you think that's enough
To make him finally leave you
Boom, a baby comes out and he gotta stay
That's the real miracle of life, right there