Prince of Cheese

They call me a rat

But I'm smarter than that

For I've got the powers

To change all the flowers

The bushes and the trees

Even carrots and peas

Into fabulous wonderful cheese

Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese

I'm the very bee's knees

I just give things a little squeeze

And turn whatever I please

Into tasty scrumptious cheese

It really is a breeze

I do it all with ease

'Cause I'm the Prince of Cheese

I am so clever

In all I endeavor

Just watch me make over

A green four-leaf clover

Or lions or fleas

Even oceans and seas

Into marvelous glorious cheese

Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese

I'm the very bee's knees

I just give things a little squeeze

And turn whatever I please

Into tasty scrumptious cheese

It really is a breeze

I do it all with ease

'Cause I'm the Prince of Cheese