Letras
Once upon a time there was a whorehouse
Where you used to raise a dick or two
But later on when we went back to your house
I noticed minute critters crawl on you
Those were the crabs, my friend
We thought they'd never end
They'd sing and dance forever and a day
They had a concession stand by your adrenal gland
Those were the crabs
Oh yes, those were the crabs
I fucked you when you laid upon your belly
Trying to confuse their little minds
But in between the gobs of KY jelly
I felt the crispy crunch in your behind
Those were the crabs, my friend
We thought they'd never end
They'd sing and dance forever and a day
They had a concession stand by your adrenal gland
Those were the crabs
Oh yes, those were the crabs