Off My Chest

I held you up

I carried you through

I put you out front

It was all about you

I let you shimmy

In the spotlight

You got us free drinks

And you got us out of fights

Now you are low

Down, mean and unkind

I've been so faithful

I stayed behind

I think it's all for the best

With you off my chest

Don't you remember

All those young guys

Who looked straight at you

Never into my eyes

Way back in time

In those younger days

I held their hands

While you held their gaze

I let you play

With whoever you wanted

I gave you freedom

And I let you flaunt it

I don't think I could have guessed

I'd need you off my chest

We've been bouncing together for years without any hitches

Who would have thought that my girls would become my bitches

Top of the hourglass

The curves on the figures

Both in a large

One slightly bigger

We've had the liars, the cheats

The mean and the nasty

The hopeless, the lost

The cool and the classy

They kissed you and touched you

And squeezed you so tight

You went up in the day

And down in the night

We were crazy

And you made me wild

And you were the hero

When I had the child

I don't think I could have guessed

I think it's all for the best

I miss you when I'm undressed

Now get off my chest

My boobies, my titties

My noggers, my jugs

My pounces, my boulders

My old grandma butts

My hooters, my shooters

My pink porky pigs

My pillows, my billows

My sweet Mr. Fix

My crowing twins