Chunky But Funky

Poetically inclined, put in good order

I keep the party filled like a bucket of water

When Heavy's in the house, all the girls go crazy

Fellas that are jealous say, "Man, you amaze me"

But all you need is the secret I keep

You grab a girl, gain some weight

So she can squeeze the beef

Say, "hey, good looking with the sweetest position"

Get inside the car so I can crank the ignition

You got some troubles, I'll handle them for ya

We cruise around in my BMW

You got to have the voice to make the people jumpy

I'm proud to say I got it this way

I'm chunky but funky

I'm chunky but funky

Here I stand as the man mixing music with noise

And every show that I go, I bring along the boys

I'm six foot two, a half an inch from three

No need to tease, come on and squeeze MC Heavy D

'Cause I love to party, stronger than Bacardi

Walk down the street, I don't need a bodyguardy

Eddie F is ripping, the boys are hot pimping

My mind designs the rhyme, (Heavy D), I do the lipping

Once I get ready, my rhymes remain steady

Of course I get support from the crowd, ("go Heavy")

I'm the right one out for position, get ready to fly

I'll keep you twirling 'til you ask me why

I'm chunky but funky

I am chunky but funky

Strong like an ox, sly slick like a fox

Taking all MCs, knock 'em out the box

I'm an overweight lover, got loose and cute

Take a girly to the crib and knock off the boots

I'm strictly stronger, I can last longer

Perfectly pleasing party people performer

Cold getting paid is the way I live

You said I'm wack, (sit down)

You know what time it is

Suckers bow down to the rhymes I wrote

All the drugs, all the dope is good enough to smoke

It's guaranteed like Bruce Lee to keep the party alive

When I enter the club, others run and hide

From this overweight attractive, hold the crowd captive