Life of the Party (Live)

Well, they call me, 'The Life of the party'

They call her, 'The Belle of the Ball'

Well we start before anybody

And I promise we'll outlast them all

Well it started when I was there in Bandera high school

My mom and my dad they taught me so well, so well, so well

A bottle of wine on Thanksgiving

And a big blue valum when Grandma raised hell

So I had some champagne at a wedding

I believe that they called it Cold Duck

And the girl I'd been eyeing all evening

Well she took me round back and we sucked down the rest of that bottle

And things they really started to click

Well, we kissed on the boxes of liquor

And she reached down and grabbed her some Dickel and added some cola

And far be it from me should I pass

For I thought that if I drank another

I'd sure enough get me some Aspirin on the next morning

I'd tried not to make me a sound

'Cause that pretty girl for the night before

They was sleeping there beside me

Had somehow gained herself two-hundred

Pounding on my bedroom window

My Dad said, "Charlie, get your ass out of bed"

But she woke up from all the commotion

Insisting, she'd give me some headlines she'd read in the paper

I believe it had been yesterday

They said if we use moderation

That our mornings could all be this way, everybody

Well, they call me, 'The Life of the party'

They call her, 'The Belle of the Ball'

Well we start before anybody

And I promise we'll outlast them all

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