I Am a Cider Drinker (Paloma Blanca)

When the moon shines on the cow shed

And we're rolling in the hay

All the cows are up there grazin'

And the milk is on its way

I am a cider drinker

I drinks it all of the day

I am a cider drinker

It soothes all me troubles away

Proper job! Wanna try some, young 'un?

It's so cosy in the kitchen

With the smell of rabbit stew

When the breeze blows 'cross the farmyard

You can smell the cow shed too

(Cor! I never smelled nothin' like it in all of me life)

When those combine wheels stops turnin'

And the hard days work is done

Theres a pub around the corner

It's the place we 'ave our fun

(Arrh, we'll have some fun an' all)

I am a cider drinker

I drinks it all of the day

I am a cider drinker

It soothes all me troubles away

(C'mon, young 'un)

(Get a couple o' pints down 'ee then)

Now dear old Mabel when she's able

We takes a stroll down Lovers Lane

And we'll sinks a pint o' Scrumpy

Then we'll play old nature's game

But we end up in the duckpond

When the pub decides to close

With me britches full o' tadpoles

And the newts between me toes

I am a cider drinker

I drinks it all of the day

I am a cider drinker

It soothes all me troubles away

C'mon everyone, gettin' off the rails, ha-ha

I am a cider drinker

I drinks it all of the day

I am a cider drinker

It soothes all me troubles away

Let cider be the spice o' life