I wish I had someone
To be a friend to me
Who'd never stab me in the back
Just to watch me bleed
Just to watch me bleed
I wish I had a doctor
With a big prescription pad
He could make me over
Tell me I'm not going mad
I'm not going mad
It drives me to distraction
Who would care it's only me
For all the wishes in the world
There are seven wishes for a girl
I wish I had a guru
I wish I had a rainbow
If only I had something
That I could follow
That I could follow
It drives me to distraction
Fair is fair is meant to be
For all the wishes in the world
There are seven wishes for a girl
Wishes that won't go away
For all the wishes in the world
There are seven wishes for a girl