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Yeah, let me tell you the story about Muk Tuk Annie
who came south to go to school
With a see-through blouse and seal-skin mini
Ol' Annie sure looked cool
She flew into Montreal in the early fall
Like nothin' they'd ever seen
With long black hair and reindeer underwear
She weighed about 216
She came a long, long, way from Frobisher Bay
People, don't you know now what I mean?
She had the boys all cryin' on the Distant Early Warning Line
Ol' Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
Well, she told her teacher that she wanted to dance
Said she wanted to study ballet
But she was four foot six with her mukluks off
And I heard her teacher say
"Now, I ain't sayin', Annie, that you can't dance
No, I wouldn't want to tell you that
But, I got a form here, signed in triplicate
Says you got to learn to drive a cat"
She says, "I don't want to learn to cook or sew
Build boats or drive no cat
'Cause I came south to learn to sing and dance
And groovy shi- like that"
"'Cause I was Miss Baffin Island Beauty Queen
for 1974
And I spent a whole weekend in Grease, Fjord
With the boys beatin' down my door"
She came a long, long way from Frobisher Bay
People, don't you know now what I mean?
She had the boys all cryin' on the Distant Early Warning Line
Ol' Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
Well, she said, "Thank you for your trouble, sir
But, I'll make it on my own
And the word spread through the north like willdfire
Big Annie's comin' home
She got off of the plane with a record player
Ballet slippers on her toes
And she opened up a little groovy Club
Where everybody comes and goes
She got ol' Stompin' Tom on the record player
And she serves good booze and grub
And the folks around Baffin Island
Figure it's better than any ol' playboy club
You can drink tea, beer and anti-freeze