Grand Salami Time

Ah-ah, ah-ah

Ah-ah, ah-ah

Hey, dying quails and frozen ropes or a can of corn

Chopper, 2-hopper, Kansas City Special, duck snort

Hey, it's a beautiful thing, gamer babe and a rhino yawn

Educated cheddar, radio ball, pair of shoes, he gone

You can put it on the board, yes, my, oh, my

Adios pelota, doctor, you can kiss it goodbye

Now the sacks are drunk and so am I, so am I

Get out the rye bread and mustard, grandma, it's grand salami time

Hey (hey), he kicks and deals, a screaming yellow yakker

You can almost taste the pressure now

Hey (hey), open the window, Aunt Minnie, here it comes

Going back at the track, at the wall, see ya

You can put it on the board, yes, my, oh, my

Bonsoir, elle est partie, you can kiss it goodbye

Now the sacks are drunk, and so am, so am I

Get out the rye bread and mustard, grandma, it's grand salami time

Ah-ah, ah-ah

Ah-ah, ah-ah

Hey (hey), holy cow or toledo, you believe they pay us for this?

Good night, Irene, it might be, it could be, it is

Hey (hey), ain't the beer cold? How 'bout a Doozie Marooney?

Go to work in sadness and drive home safely

Everybody's got a favorite catchphrase, my, oh, my

Clear the deck, cannonball coming, you can kiss it goodbye

Now the sacks are drunk and so am I, so am I

Get out the rye bread and mustard, grandma, it's grand salami time (hey)

It is long, it is fair

It is gone, but caught