Gay Pirates (12" Extended Mix)

This water is too salty

For me to even drink

I'd rather walk the dreaded plank

Than stay another week

But it's you my love, you're my land ahoy

And I'm sick of beaing beaten

And whipped and lashed to death

I want one night with no gang rape

But I won't hold my breath

But it's you my love, you're my land ahoy

Yeah, you're my boy

Yo Ho Sebastian

Lets go far away

Somewhere, where the captain won't be mad

Yo Ho Sebastian

I wanna love you good

And we deserve much better than we've had

They say they're gonna kill me

If I look at you once more

Pissed in my hammock yesterday

So I'll sleep on the floor

I'd be under the sea, but you hold me above

And they put glass in my sandals

So my feet would bleed all day

And they forced me to wear them

Or they said they'd make you pay

I'd be under the sea, but you hold me above

Cause you're the man i love

The captain found out about us

And ordered them to throw

Us both overboard tonight

Together we will go

But I'm yours you know, and I'll love you still in hell

And I hope they didn't tie up

Your hands as tight as mine

I'll see you on the bed

Of this blue ocean babe sometime

But I'm yours you know, and I'll love you still in hell

And down we fell... and I'm singing

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We deserve much better than we've had.