(Do The) Act Like You Never Met Me

Gather around, everybody

Have you heard the latest craze?

Put your hands in your pockets

And look the other way

Remember those times when you were laughing

And naked on my couch?

Pretend it never happened

Politely smile as we turn around

And do the act like you never met me

Do the act like you never met me

And do the act like you never met me

And slowly walk away

The hidden kisses

The clumsy conspiratory glance

But I don't really mind it, though

I always like the way you danced

It's so easy to do

So much simpler than the one we did before

Just point out your toe

At someone you know

And pretend that they're not

And do the act like you never met me

Do the act like you never met me

And do the act like you never met me

And slowly walk away

Here's a little dance that you might have missed

Here's a little dance that you might have missed

You've heard of The Monkey and you've heard of The Twist

But here's a little dance that you might have missed

Here's a little dance that you might have missed

Here's a little dance that you m-

Here's a little dance that you might have missed, might have missed

Here's a little dance that you might have missed

Slide to the left

Now slide to the right

Now tell me once again how I was a really great guy

And dip to right, now shimmy to the left

It's 3 o'clock in the morning, don't answer my texts

Take a step back and take a couple more

Now one more sorry look before you walk out that door

Arch your back when you spend the night with him

Bounce around a while, never talk to me again

That's how you do the act like you never met me

So do the act like you never met me

Do the act like you never met me

And slowly walk away