All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth)

What's the matter, Theodore? You don't look happy

Why?

Ah, Dave, you know

But you got all those wonderfull presents for Christmas

Didn't you get what you wanted?

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

My two front teeth, see my two front teeth

Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth

Then I could wish you merry Christmas

It seems so long since I could say

"Sister Susie sitting on a thistle"

Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be

If only I could whistle

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

My two front teeth, see my two front teeth

Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth

Then I could wish you merry Christmas

It seems so long since I could say

"Sister Susie sitting on a thistle"

Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be

If I could only whistle

Oh, all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

My two front teeth, see my two front teeth

Gee, if only I could have my two front teeth

Then I could wish you merry Chrism-, Chris-, Chris-, a happy New Year!