Plot Twist

I said plot, you say twist

Plot (twist), plot (twist)

I said plot, you say twist

Plot (twist), plot (twist)

Stay to the end, it's one you won't wanna miss

Because Christianity has all the best plot twists

Well, all the Jewish people, they were looking for a savior

But they were looking in a throne, they weren't looking in a manger

They wanted a king, that's why everyone went crazy

When plot twist, God showed up as a baby

I said plot, you say twist

Plot (twist), plot (twist)

I said plot, you say twist

Plot (twist), plot (twist)

Stay to the end, it's one you won't wanna miss

Because Christianity has all the best plot twists

Well, Jesus was preaching, and he had a hungry crowd

Five thousand people who were ready to chow

Five loaves, two fish, all they had that day

Then plot twist, all-you-can-eat buffet

I said plot, you say twist

Plot (twist), plot (twist)

I said plot, you say twist

Plot (twist), plot (twist)

Stay to the end, it's one you won't wanna miss

Because Christianity has all the best plot twists

Well, the Apostle Paul wasn't always a bro

He wanted Christians dead, he didn't want them to grow

He had papers to kill, he made all the Christians run

Then plot twist, he became one

I said plot, you say twist

Plot (twist), plot (twist)

I said plot, you say twist

Plot (twist), plot (twist)

Stay to the end, it's one you won't wanna miss

Because Christianity has all the best plot twists

And it's all true, it's not just nice sounding edits

When God's in the game, stay 'til after the credits

Because the devil thought he'd won, when Jesus blow his shed

Then plot twist, he came back from the dead, okay

I said plot, you say twist

Plot (twist), plot (twist)

I said plot, you say twist

Plot (twist), plot (twist)

Stay to the end, it's one you won't wanna miss