Christmas (Stop Coming To Town In September)

Seems to be that time of year

Literally when all I hear's

Nothing but jingles and carols

Signaling Christmas is near

It used to fill me with such joy

When I was a little boy

But these days I'm pretty fed up

And here's why I'm annoyed

Christmas, stop coming to town in September

Looking forward to Fall

Not a decorative ball

During a heat wave

I'm not even thinking of presents

But just as summer's departing

The Xmas sale's already starting

Oh, Santa Baby, I've only but one wish

Visit once every year, and I'll miss you, my dear

Don't try to murder Halloween

Lord, I swear, I'll scream

So, Christmas, stay out of September

Or don't bother showing at all

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la

I refuse to budge an inch

Honestly, I'm not a grinch

You're overstepping your boundaries

You think it's all just a cinch

Your holiday's become so huge

It's turning you into a Scrooge

Soon you'll gobble all the months up

From you there's no refuge

Christmas, stop coming to town in September

Looking forward to Fall

Not a decorative ball

During a heat wave

I'm not even thinking of presents

But just as summer's departed

the Xmas sale's already started

Oh, Santa baby, I've only but one wish

Visit once every year, and I'll miss you, my dear

No time for holly jolly pranks

While I'm Giving Thanks

So, Christmas, stay out of September

Or don't bothering showing at all

Christmas, stay out of September, and

Christmas, stay out of October, and

Christmas, stay out of November

Or don't bother showing at all

Don't bother showing at all