I Can't Slow Down

I can't slow down 'cause I'm too crunk

My girl left town and I got dumb

My best friend drowned and I got dumped last night

My heart says cry, my mind says murder

My throat says dry, my gut says burger

My mom says why but I never heard her right

I got a spring in my step as I fall on my face

The wind must've left a real bad taste

In the corner of my mouth 'cause I can't floss up

But I can't listen to the voice of reason no more

'Cause I love this season

Summer is back in town and I can't slow down

I can't help feelin' I'm on the run

'Cause you got the wheel and I got the gun

There's cars to steal and I'm gonna have fun tonight

I got an old black Ford, a black leather jacket

A full floorboard of mayonnaise packets

Hang on Lord 'cause I'm gonna wreck it tonight

I've been a real good boy through the month of May

But I can't wait around another day

There's no Route 66 and it makes me sick

But I can't listen to the voice of reason no more

'Cause I love this season

Summer is back in town and I can't slow down

I can't slow down 'cause I'm too loaded

The car broke down, the tank exploded

A wall downtown and I almost rode it through

(Downtown, there's a wall downtown)

I can't sit still 'cause I'm too wired

Can't pay bills 'cause I got fired

Had my fill, I'm sick and tired of you

I got a smile on my face and a price on my head

A knife in my hand and a girl in my bed

A key to the pearly gates and I can't wait

But I can't listen to the voice of reason no more

'Cause I love this season

Summer is back in town and I can't slow down