You'll Just Return It Anyway

You said, "I think that this is the worst thing

that you've ever bought me

I don't understand it

I don't even know what it's for."

You said, "Why would you ever

pick out a gift that's so foolish

for someone you love

and someone you claim to adore?"

(I said, "Because) You'll just return it anyway

Yes, you'll just return it anyway

I don't think about things that I buy you

And that's ok

Yes, you'll just return them anyway

I bought you a nice woolen coat

But you wouldn't wear it

I bought you some fine leather shoes

You said they were tight

Well. I'd pluck a star from the sky

If I thought it would please you

But you'd give it right back to god

And say it was too bright

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Well, I never returned

anything you ever gave me

'Cause I don't want to hurt you

And I don't want to be impolite

So I usually wait a few months

Then I quietly burn them

Or I just leave them out by the curb

When it's garbage night

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