When I Get My Check (Bonus Track)

When I get my check ladies & gentleman

I'm ‘bout to buy a real prehistoric Stegosaurus skeleton

Put it right in my living room, as a centerpiece

& invite over everyone, homeless homeboys & celebrities

Serve medical edibles, bottles of Muscato

Octopus tentacles, & American cheese

I’m ‘bout to open LB’s exotic petting zoo

Betty Boop watering tropical flowers in a swimming suit

Panthers & Bengals, Leopards & Pterodactyls

A flock of neon peacocks, my spirit animals

Twenty pair of leather pants, every color imaginable

Matching feather hats, I’m so fashionable

Pay for my own Presidential campaign

Janice, James Brown, Jimi Hendrix can play

We'll go skinny dipping in a lake of champagne

Anything can happen baby when I get paid

Around the world in 48 bars!

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When I get my check I’m goin’ on a world cruise

On a boat made of pearls ??? full of whirlpools

And a thousand inch flat screen to watch the world news

And a personal chef to cook up all the morsels

Fire crib out in Bali pro fix next to a Molly plant

Where I get to frolic in the sun drinkin’ Cognac

The world is my oyster, life stories like a almanac

Fifty Rolls Royces just to floss on your Pontiac

Exotic-ass women wanna holler, yellin’ holler back

Show ‘em to my bed and never show ‘em where my wallet’s at

God I’m that dude, comin’ through wearin’ power ass suits unavailable to you

Cuz you’re not as extravagant as me

Ten Gs on my breakfast

Hundred thou, on a night on the town

Livin’ reckless

I would love to sit and talk but I got a call or two

With important people about some important things that don’t concern you

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Now when I get my check I’ll pay my families debt

I mean every last one of them - heavy cash so none of ‘em

can say that I was cheap or frugal

Money so deep that Google

keeps my rest off the G-P-S

I would dis-creetly nest at the base of Mount Fuji

Where volcanic magma heats my jacuzzi

To keep my security fool proof

Mutated silverback killer gorillas in full suits and moon boots

My Bathtub would be a large round pool

My Martial arts instructor would be Raj Al Ghul

My door bell would ring like a large cow’s moo

With a sound engineer to make it all sound cool

Private satellites for internet hot spots sir

& wall to wall carpet made from real Sasquatch fur

...yes! I hold the upper echelon spot

When I get paid I’m smokin’ gold from a leprechaun’s pot

Let’s go…

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All it takes is

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All you really need is

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